Saturday, May 25, 2019

Imperfect Oatmeal Crackers



Every store bought cracker I've ever eaten out of the package has been the same crispness, size and thickness if not broken. These crackers are none of these. They are not store bought and may not be the same size, thickness or crispness as others in the same batch.

This is a variation of the “Oatmeal Crackers” recipe my 13th edition of the Fanny Farmer Cookbook which describes these as having a nutlike taste.

Imperfect Oatmeal Crackers (yield: about 18 crackers)

1 ¼ cup old-fashioned rolled oats (I use quick cook rolled oats)
¼ cup + ½ tablespoon cold water
¼ teaspoon kosher salt or table salt
Non-stick cooking spray


Place oven rack in middle position. Preheat oven to 275 degrees farenheit.

Line a cookie sheet with aluminum foil and then spray the foil with non-stick cooking spray.

In a medium-large bowl, stir 1 cup oatmeal together with water. Let dough rest for 1 minute to let oats absorb the water. Resume stirring until dough holds together in a mass where oats have begun to dissolve.

Sprinkle center of prepared cookie sheet with ¼ cup oatmeal and turn dough out on top of it. Measure/cut piece of wax paper which will cover majority of cookie sheet. Spray one side of wax paper with non-stick cooking spray. Place sprayed side of wax paper atop dough as it will prevent dough from sticking during rolling.

Using rolling pin or 14.5 oz – 15 oz can of tomatoes, pumpkin puree, chick peas, etc. on top of wax paper roll dough to 1/8 inch thickness. Gently lift and re-situate non-stick wax paper occasionally to prevent folds. If dough cracks or splits while rolling, push it together with your fingers. This can be done with the wax paper between your fingers and the dough.

When rolling is completed, gently lift wax paper from dough. Sprinkle salt over the top. With a knife score the dough, without cutting through, into approximately 1 ½ inch squares. End pieces may be rounded and that's okay.

Bake for 30 minutes, turn dough over with 1 – 2 spatulas and bake for 10 – 20 minutes longer. Dough will curl and that's okay.

Remove from oven and cool. Break into individual crackers. If breaks don't occur on the score lines made before baking, that's okay.

Serve as you would any other cracker. Stored any unused crackers in an airtight container. 

Imperfect Oatmeal Crackers
ready for eating